Since my website hosting is still down and looks to have no chance of returning, I have once again returned to free webhosting in the form of tripod. After another sleepless night, I've decided that I'd repost up all my old rants and essays from various years of my life. Some of them are cult favorites that continue to make my readers and friends laugh to this very day [The Book, The Truth1-4, Adult Video]. Others are complete bombs of boredom [Sega's Problem, Wisdom]. Nonetheless, they're all here for you to enjoy one last time.

The Book Perhaps one of the most popular and number one requested rant that I receive. A former high school classmate of mine decided that he would write a series of entries about his experiences with women (read: 1 girl) and love. It was so poorly written and poorly thoughtout, that I couldn't help but rip into it. I think I might of gone overboard as once he discovered my rebuttal, he closed down his site.

"God" Ripped verbatim from my English 100 class essay, here is what I thought at the time to be my best essay on whether or not "God" exists. It surprises me because it actually shows that I used some thought (I know I'm shocked too) and write a fairly persuasive essay.

Adult Video One of the most hilarious and awkward moments of my life as I bump face to face with a Cerritos High School teacher in the Adult Video Section of the Video Japan store.

Idea Mate Another essay I wrote for my English 100 class. I really do not feel this is even close to my strongest writing, but it's still a little interesting if bored.

Image? I ended up writing this rant during my freshman year of college. I think I was 18 at the time, and my girlfriend was 16 in high school. I had received a lot of backlash from people for it, and in anger I wrote a pretty "girly wah wah" reponse to it ahhaah. Man I was such a fag. Oh wait, I still am.

Truth Part I What REALLY happened between the Evil Japanese Teacher Joy Kawamoto vs myself. Perhaps the most compelling thing I've ever written. Nothing is exaggerated, nothing is fabricated, it is completely unadulterated, unmitigated, truth. Very Powerful true story which lead to suspensions, strikes, protests, and propaganda.\

Truth Part II Part II continues the story where it was left off. Kawamoto begins to fear that I'm getting too "close" with a HOMOSHEKSHUAL teacher and confronts William!!!

Truth Part III Kawamoto destroys my hopes and dreams, and later writes me an apology letter that I still have today. The only time in history where she actually apologizes to me.

Truth Part IV Part IV would be delayed for over a year, but on 7/14/03 I finally got the energy and desire to close out the final story of the battle. Perhaps the greatest feud I've ever been apart of.

Wisdom What is wisdom? Read my boring essay on it. Or don't!

Guide to Sex Part 1 of 3 Guide To Casual Sex, Dating, and Relationships (incomplete) I had a great idea, but then I got too busy scoring that I never finished it up haha.

Disneyland Employee Considering working at Disneyland? Think again, read my (incomplete) reasons exactly WHY not to work at the Gayest Place on Earth.

Sega's Problem What Sega's problem is, and what they need to do to fix it! Not a very exciting essay and was written purely for English 100 class.

Embarrassing Moment Composed strictly for my English 100 class, the following story is entirely fictitious yet funny.

Random AIM Messages Yes believe it or not, Maiku is a popular screen name. As a result, I often get mistaken for someone else and play along.

Random AIM Messages 2 My famous random AIM conversation with the mighty thug tails from chicago.

Random AIM Messages 3 One of the most compelling, hilarious, and sad random AIM conversations I've ever done. Especially because I get owned in the end!!

Worst Day Ever Taken from my xanga page, here is the daily entries from when my car was stolen to recovered.