This is not really anything spectacular or anything, but just something I found terribly hilarious to the point where tears were rolling down my cheeks. I nearly threw up - I was laughing so hard. Before I get to the story, allow me to give you some quick background information about Mr. Johnstone.

You see, Mr. Johnstone and I never saw anything eye to eye. Despite barely talking, if anything, we hated each other's guts. There was only one reason for this; he loved Kawamoto, and I despised her. There would be times where he would "accidentally" bump me in the hall, or give me an evil-stare of doom. Not that I could not take thos idiotic-teenager-like gestures. Nonetheless, we never really liked each other.

Mr. Johnstone is allegedly married to a Japanese woman, and supposively likes Japanese things. Well, it was not until April 30th that I found out what it is he really likes, that is Japanese of course.

April 30th, 2001. It started out just like any other day, I went to my Japanese 202 class and then to my Math 114 class. I saw my friend, Takeshi, and we talked a little and decided that we should go out and get some food. We decided on heading to Torrance, and going to Yaohan to eat some Curry Rice. After eating some of the best, and cheapest priced curry we walked around looking for some Japanese girls to pimp. Since it was 11am on a Monday, only old women and security guards were actually at the place. We became bored, and decided to drive down to Video Japan....

Video Japan is basically your #1 rental video store for getting all the latest Japanese dramas, comedy shows, talk shows, pro wrestling, and Japanese-dubbed American films. Video Japan is *also* the #1 place in Torrance, for Japanese Adult Video. Takeshi and I looked around at all the new dramas and at the pro wrestling tapes. We became bored and decided that we would enter the AV section. Ironically, the AV section covers 1/4th the shop! haha! As we walked in, I noticed a rather tall, and hairy white guy in the distance. I turned the corner, and nearly fell onto my ass with laughter. There he was, MR. F'ING-JOHNSTONE looking at Japanese PORNOS! hahhahahaahh!! After I was able to breathe again, Takeshi and I went back in and spied on him. I watched as he looked at *every* single new release AV there was. He even put his glasses on so he could read (?) the infromation on the back. Most likely, just to look at the pictures.. hahahaah.. Anyway, he was in there for a good 25 minutes! He was even holding THREE videos in his hand! hahaha! I am not too sure he saw me, but I do not know how he could not, I was laughing so loud.

But was it really Mr. Johnstone? After all, I did not go up to him and talk to him to confirm it. Most importantly, how could he be Mr. Johnstone, it was 12:30pm on a MONDAY. Shouldn't he be at Cerritos High School working?!? Well, to answer this question I went to my current chs friends. I asked them if Mr. Johnstone was absent recently. They told me he has been missing a "grip" of school. I see.... "Did he come to school Monday?" Guess what the answer was... "NOPE!?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH

He skipped school, to go rent PORNOS! LMAOOOOOOOOO! HAHAHAHAHAHA TOOO GOOD!!

And THAT my friends, is true.