Since MAiKU is a popular screen name, I've constantly been bothered by people mistaking me for another Maiku. It's sometimes really annoying, and sometimes it can be really fun. I've tried to remember to copy and archive my random IMs, but sometimes I forget to or in other cases, I forget to back it up when I format my computer. However, I do have 3 of them and here they are.

06.09.04 Here is the latest one, where I demonstrate how annoying "u" and "?" can be, and how it pisses poeple off so much ahahhaha.

Prettyboy petey4 (7:14:21 PM): you Shut up
MAiKU (7:14:28 PM): u
Prettyboy petey4 (7:14:40 PM): Fucking Pussy
MAiKU (7:14:43 PM): u
Prettyboy petey4 (7:15:08 PM): you keep saying like a little Boy
MAiKU (7:15:10 PM): u
Prettyboy petey4 (7:15:31 PM): you keep saying U like a little Boy
MAiKU (7:15:34 PM): u
Prettyboy petey4 (7:15:50 PM): You Fucking Little Pussy
MAiKU (7:15:54 PM): u
Prettyboy petey4 (7:16:09 PM): Say U One More Time you Gay
MAiKU (7:16:12 PM): u
Prettyboy petey4 (7:16:51 PM): what Can We Do at hats N Stuff nothing
MAiKU (7:16:55 PM): u
Prettyboy petey4 (7:17:19 PM): can't add,ban,kick,take
MAiKU (7:17:23 PM): ?
Prettyboy petey4 (7:17:36 PM): what Can We Do at hats N Stuff
MAiKU (7:17:39 PM): ?
Prettyboy petey4 (7:17:52 PM): i quit
MAiKU (7:17:55 PM): ?
Prettyboy petey4 (7:18:16 PM): i am LAt Anyway
MAiKU (7:18:20 PM): ?
Prettyboy petey4 (7:18:39 PM): aa Fuck you man
MAiKU (7:18:49 PM): u
Prettyboy petey4 (7:19:08 PM): you want to fuck me
MAiKU (7:19:10 PM): u
Prettyboy petey4 (7:19:17 PM): Gay ass
MAiKU (7:19:19 PM): u
Prettyboy petey4 (7:19:58 PM): how you want to fuck
MAiKU (7:20:05 PM): ?
Prettyboy petey4 (7:24:46 PM): Shut up ass
MAiKU (7:24:49 PM): u
MAiKU (7:25:08 PM): ?
Prettyboy petey4 (7:25:46 PM): plz talk to me
MAiKU (7:25:50 PM): ?
Prettyboy petey4 (7:26:02 PM): See man
MAiKU (7:26:05 PM): ?
Prettyboy petey4 (7:26:25 PM): you acting like a kid
MAiKU (7:26:28 PM): u

SleepyPanda42 (6:31:30 AM): hey maiku this is Tsukino!!
SleepyPanda42 (6:31:55 AM): please talk to me
SleepyPanda42 (6:32:21 AM): :-(
MAiKU (6:32:23 AM): what
SleepyPanda42 (6:32:26 AM): hi
MAiKU (6:33:24 AM): what
SleepyPanda42 (6:34:50 AM): ...
SleepyPanda42 (6:35:18 AM): just trying to show people that i got a differednt name
SleepyPanda42 (6:35:25 AM): different*
MAiKU (6:35:34 AM): who the fuck are you
SleepyPanda42 (6:35:40 AM): BATS123!
MAiKU (6:35:43 AM): ???????/
SleepyPanda42 (6:35:48 AM): i already said
SleepyPanda42 (6:36:01 AM): helloo? tsukino!
SleepyPanda42 (6:36:09 AM): fiesta chick
SleepyPanda42 (6:36:13 AM): moon gypsy
MAiKU (6:36:17 AM): ?
SleepyPanda42 (6:36:18 AM): remember?
MAiKU (6:36:19 AM): the fuck
MAiKU (6:36:23 AM): i dont know any fiesta chick
SleepyPanda42 (6:36:31 AM): um..ok
SleepyPanda42 (6:36:39 AM): TSUKINO
SleepyPanda42 (6:36:45 AM): ugh
MAiKU (6:36:52 AM): uhm - it doesnt matter if you write in caps dumbass, i dont know who you are
SleepyPanda42 (6:36:53 AM): have u been on GD?
MAiKU (6:36:56 AM): wtf is gd?
SleepyPanda42 (6:37:03 AM): ok then....



Flypgurlz (22:37:04): I cannot believe of what you said, when you came to Spokane I thought you are a nice guy
MAiKU (22:37:59): it's "i thought you WERE a nice guy" too bad you can't even speak english properly - but i'm not shocked at all coming from a flip
Flypgurlz (22:38:25): I already turn off the computer but i cannot sleep because I was bother of what you said to me
MAiKU (22:38:38): how lame are you
Flypgurlz (22:38:51): oh my god
Flypgurlz (22:39:03): I cannot believed this
MAiKU (22:39:05): and i thought you only said 'oh my god' when i was having sex wiht you
Flypgurlz (22:39:30): we never have sex
MAiKU (22:39:43): thank god
Flypgurlz (22:39:57): I think you are talking to a wrong woman
MAiKU (22:40:06): hahha
MAiKU (22:40:12): you are seriously one fucked up girl
Flypgurlz (22:40:47): I tell you I never hear this before from anybody
MAiKU (22:41:00): probably because you never met anyone who wasn't fake
Flypgurlz (22:41:10): I still cannot belived this
Flypgurlz (22:41:20): I think you are the fake person
MAiKU (22:41:26): hahaha yea i'm fake
MAiKU (22:41:34): i tell you exactly how i feel, so i'm fake
Flypgurlz (22:41:46): You have much bad luck in your life
MAiKU (22:41:55): nope
Flypgurlz (22:42:03): no wonder you cannot keep a woman
MAiKU (22:42:14): yea that's it
MAiKU (22:42:26): why teh hell would i want to keep one woman, when i can have many at one time?
Flypgurlz (22:42:28): so be nice to people
Flypgurlz (22:43:03): oh really, then why don't you have a woman right now
MAiKU (22:43:07): i do
MAiKU (22:43:46): i don't want a girlfriend becuase hten i can't date more than one girl at a time, duh
Flypgurlz (22:44:12): when I intruduce you to my friend at safeco Field they think you are a nice person, boy they are wrong
MAiKU (22:44:40): do i even care what they think?
Flypgurlz (22:45:24): you don't care anything, I wish you have a nice life someday
MAiKU (22:45:38): i do have a nice life
Flypgurlz (22:46:10): people that has a bad attitude, do have a good life
MAiKU (22:46:25): haha
MAiKU (22:46:33): you're so stuipd, you don't even know how to make a point
Flypgurlz (22:47:06): The thing that bother me, is nobody talking to me like this
Flypgurlz (22:47:15): ever
MAiKU (22:47:27): are you some kind of fob?
MAiKU (22:47:34): jesus christ, you have the worst grammar i have ever read



Vampress9603 (5:32:26 PM): so who are you exactly if ur not the maiku i know?
MAiKU (5:32:34 PM): get the fuck off my nuts
Vampress9603 (5:32:41 PM): dude i just wanna know
MAiKU (5:32:49 PM): i am maiku
MAiKU (5:32:52 PM): FO SHO
Vampress9603 (5:40:09 PM): asl?
MAiKU (5:40:52 PM): why you going to cyber with me you faggot
MAiKU (5:40:55 PM): you going to tyr to fist my asshole
MAiKU (5:40:59 PM): get the fuck away from me
Vampress9603 (5:41:13 PM): do u think imma guy or something?
MAiKU (5:41:37 PM): do i care?
Vampress9603 (5:41:43 PM): no but still
Vampress9603 (5:42:06 PM): you dont gotta be so mean...ive never done anything
MAiKU (5:42:21 PM): oh i'm sorry, how cna i assist you sweety?
Vampress9603 (5:42:27 PM): ugh
Vampress9603 (5:42:33 PM): you dont gotta be a smart ass either
Vampress9603 (5:42:46 PM): i just wanted to know ur asl...and even before that i only said hi
MAiKU (5:42:49 PM): sorry mom, anything else you want me to do for you?
Vampress9603 (5:42:57 PM): erm..
Vampress9603 (5:43:24 PM): well sorri for bugging you...later
MAiKU (5:43:31 PM): gg nub
Vampress9603 (5:43:38 PM): ,,|,,
MAiKU (5:44:37 PM): #gtfo :) k bye
Vampress9603 (5:44:56 PM): e.e bai already
MAiKU (5:46:10 PM): omg stop talking to me already
Vampress9603 (5:46:23 PM): i did a while ago
Vampress9603 (5:46:25 PM): jee
Vampress9603 (5:46:26 PM): z
MAiKU (5:46:33 PM): stfu and leave me alone already
Vampress9603 (5:46:42 PM): ok i did whatever
MAiKU (5:46:49 PM): good dont come back
Vampress9603 (5:46:53 PM): dammit
Vampress9603 (5:46:56 PM): stop IMing me
MAiKU (5:47:02 PM): no you're IMing me
MAiKU (5:48:12 PM): hi
MAiKU (5:48:14 PM): asl?
Vampress9603 (5:48:17 PM): .....
MAiKU (5:48:20 PM): hi are you really vampress?
MAiKU (5:48:22 PM): asl?
Vampress9603 (5:48:31 PM): you're funny..honest
MAiKU (5:48:38 PM): K THX!
Vampress9603 (5:48:44 PM): leave me alone please...
MAiKU (5:48:51 PM): i did already
Vampress9603 (5:48:58 PM): im not in the beest of mods or in the best of health for ppl like u..
MAiKU (5:49:10 PM): awwwww cry me a river
Vampress9603 (5:49:14 PM): gladly..
MAiKU (5:49:23 PM): yay!
MAiKU (5:49:26 PM): gg river!
Vampress9603 (5:49:43 PM): would u care to leave me alone if i said i was dying?
Vampress9603 (5:49:50 PM): please leave me alone...
MAiKU (5:50:00 PM): haha
MAiKU (5:50:11 PM): you know if i was dying, i would go online and chat on aim too
Vampress9603 (5:50:17 PM): im not dying..
MAiKU (5:50:18 PM): that's like the purpose of life, TO CHAT ON AIM
Vampress9603 (5:50:23 PM): it was just one of those question..
Vampress9603 (5:50:28 PM): questions..
Vampress9603 (5:50:37 PM): im only sick
Vampress9603 (5:50:44 PM): just leave me alone ok?
Vampress9603 (5:50:51 PM): i left you alone now please return the favor
MAiKU (5:51:04 PM): now you know how it feels to be bothered by a stranger
MAiKU (5:51:14 PM): but maybe you're too "sick in the head" to realize that you dubmass
Vampress9603 (5:51:18 PM): i didnt know u were a stranger when i first said hi
Vampress9603 (5:51:34 PM): and i have no problem talking to you..
MAiKU (5:51:47 PM): lol then why do you say leave me alone if you have no problem talkign to me?
MAiKU (5:51:48 PM): dumbass
Vampress9603 (5:51:51 PM): i just dont like rude ppl..
MAiKU (5:52:16 PM): you're rude
Vampress9603 (5:52:46 PM): how am i rude?
MAiKU (5:53:39 PM): cuz you're supposed toc all me SIR MAIKU or KING MAIKU but you didn't
MAiKU (5:53:44 PM): kids these days, no respect
Vampress9603 (5:53:49 PM): shit
Vampress9603 (5:53:51 PM): later
MAiKU (5:54:02 PM): ooooooooo BURNED
Vampress9603 (5:54:08 PM): -.^
Vampress9603 (5:54:11 PM): leave me alone
MAiKU (5:54:14 PM): stop IMing me
Vampress9603 (5:54:22 PM): u stop
MAiKU (5:54:59 PM): OH 35% warned, GG DID I JUST PWN J00????